I cant take it no more really though. Print it so as not to think it no more. Mayhap help those round do done the same.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Nu Car Fubar

Why is the only car I can afford a brand new one? What do you mean I dont have to pay for it. Does evil exists in the hearts and minds of men? For this lots of givens will have to be regifted, and we will start with Evil including all things causing detriment. Evil happens. Its not always intentional. Stupidity is also evil? Yes. Failure to learn to do good? Also Evil. Cutting some people from the company so you stay in business? Not really evil, unless you are going to sell the company and get a bonus and stocks and a forever seat on an airplane. Whats the point? Relationships are a pain in the ass for so many people that I bet it determines a fair portion of how we act and at this time in the angriness memo thoughts on Evil and relationships being connected through sex will be determined. Sex death and engagement shall we say are the Bermuda triangle in which your future premature baby floats wailing on a snowtire. Heres the downbeat. You have no choice. Its a biological and social imperative that you eventually become so boring as to have fewer and fewer people listen to you until one gets all magnetized and blocks the others. Sex is why. Sure you can be single forever. Yeah you will be living, but it will border on permanently vegetative. You see the light and fire and effort that silly parents put into their snotboxes? Youve surely heard the scream of a mother whose child somehow goobers its way towards the back of a dumptruck. Not pretty. Indeed, likely part of the striking decrease in rationalization that people go through becoming parents. I have some more stuff I care about now so my political views have changed. Why yes I do think a missile defense shield over the Americas would be just the thing. Yes honey you can wear that makeup and take this birth control and speed just please do your homework and dont do drugs and stop slamming that door. No boob job till your 16 though. BAH. The point is this then. You most likely will have kids. Perhaps youre bitter and loath thyself sufficiently to tell people that you will never have kids, but if your a woman, you pretty much have a little make baby box in you, and when it goes unused, other things inside you start to tank. Besides which for both sexes life generally gets very slow without these stinkbombs to laugh at and dress and inadvertently teach bad habits to. THE POINT. The point is its a challenge to find people to have these kids with so in light of all the Evil in the world and the challenges posed by technological advances, we, youall and I, are going to lay out some notions in attempt to clarify the process. Herein. Slowly.

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